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Saddest thing I saw today: Grass, trying desperately, to grow underneath six inches of snow. Poor grass. |
Holy shit! Snow! |
I don't feel like being funny today. Or for a while. Make up your own shitty joke. Pretend I said it. Then pretend to fav it. Satisfied? |
"Steven, I don't think most people do a lot of the things you do." Wonderful compliment or grievous insult? |
Really? Did my tweet about masturbating really cost me two followers? WE ALL DO IT! Beat your meat with pride! (Women don't masturbate...) |
Hey Twitter, what are _you_ doing? |
This is the first time I've ever been frantically refreshing my inbox waiting for an email from a professor who is not totally hot. |
Is there anything better than being naked masturbating in front of your street-facing picture window? |
I am going to make a great President: "Mr. Orr, the country is in crisis. We're screwed!" "...Well shit. Make out sessions for everyone!" |
I just invited my girlfriend to play World of Warcraft with me. She hasn't stop laughing yet |
What did I do to deserve having every ex pop into my life for a quick update? Did I accidentally run over Mother Teresa? Cut me some slack! |
@canuckgrrrl Also, your mom is overrated |
@canuckgrrrl I almost unfollowed you for that tweet. You tread dangerous ground, Batman-hater |
So, there was a party at my place yesterday. Since when did I become cool enough for that? |
If you walk away from four years of University and are still the same person, you Fucking did it wrong! |
Argument last night: "If you have 3 counts of 3rd Degree Murder, you are charged with 9th Degree Murder. Basic math, SHESH!" I am a fun guy. |
@grrl_unscripted Gunna use the line: "If you'll be my Cameron, I'll be your John Conner". Gunna woo the shit outta someone. |
@printartist My first kiss was the color of sucky kisses. So, magenta? |
Dear Twitter: This week sucks. Fix it? Please... Thank you, Steve. |
Very angry at my favourite prof. Oy vey. |
