My hairdryer evidently puts out so much EM when it's on, it blocks all wifi in my apartment. This is only slightly worrisome. about 7 hours ago from web |
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"Emerson to chair B.C. economic advisory council": SWEET, that will fix all our problems! That's some nice work, Gordon Campbell. 7:02 PM Dec 10th from web |
My neighbours are calling 'Alison' to say they're having fun. They think they're going to go to the Royal. Sounds good, ladies. Loud too. 11:41 PM Dec 8th from web |
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To my parents' friends: are you SURE that 7am is when I'll be most receptive to a call telling me how neglectful and cruel a daughter I am? 7:46 AM Dec 8th from Twinkle |
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Yeahhh, I'm sick. Super. I'll probably be better by Monday, too, which is good for work, but not so good for me relaxing. 1:08 AM Dec 7th from web |
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My physiotherapist says he won't hurt my knees as much if I buy him a Happy Meal from McDonalds. ...I wish _I_ could come to work high. 10:55 AM Dec 4th from web |
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Dear laptop at home: I can't SSH into you. If you are being stolen, please send me email. 4:45 PM Dec 1st from web |
Cleaning my house so I can start moving furniture around. What fun! 1:11 PM Nov 30th from web |
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