"Step 2: Put up the long rod" = also a good *first* step for making your bed romantic, if you catch my drift. (LADIES DIG WELL-ENDOWED MEN!) 3:05 PM Dec 12th from web |
I'm building an article from the January issue about making your bed romantic by hanging curtains around it. "Step 2: Put up the long rod." 2:58 PM Dec 12th from web |
The insanely constricting Spanx body shaper I'm wearing under my dress...is crotchless. So, I can't breathe, but my downtown ladyparts can. 12:49 PM Dec 12th from web |
Tonight the best boyfriend in the world, @buzz, is taking me to early b-day meal at Blue Ribbon Sushi & to see Stella live. (That's pride.) 1:21 PM Dec 10th from web |
Too lazy to run to sink, so I used Purell to wash BBQ Frito dust off my hands. There's sloth & gluttony. Can I manage all 7 sins in 1 day? 1:18 PM Dec 10th from web |
I called in bi-curious today. So, like, I'm working...but I'm not thinking of the "work" while I am doing it. 11:04 AM Dec 10th from web |
Trashed my fave old coat with a broken zipper. It's hard to admit when things don't work, even if it's only a coat. #carriebradshawvoiceover 10:39 PM Dec 8th from web |
My Bareminerals makeup demands a "Swirl, Tap, Buff®" application. There's even a *DVD demo*. With great powder comes great responsibility. 9:55 AM Dec 3rd from web |
Thai place receipt says my server was "Hon." Not sure if that's her real name, or if she's just trying to make patronizing dads feel better. 7:58 PM Dec 2nd from web |
Deep throat a candy cane, ladies! It's Christmas on iStock! 10:13 AM Nov 28th from web |
My boss, @douls, rocks 3-day bedhead like a hipster goddess. I skip 1 shower = used-car salesman. Is it cuz I don't live in Brooklyn, hair?! 9:38 AM Nov 24th from web |
How I Judge Your Fingerless Gloves. On Ladies: "Cute hint of vintage Madonna cheek!" On Men: "I hope you're going to an 'Oliver!' audition." 4:38 PM Nov 14th from web |
Cabbie from JFK peed in a cup while driving me, dumping piss out the door @ lights. Then demanded a bigger tip. NYC: "Welcome home, Briana!" 10:35 AM Nov 7th from web |
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The new First Lady can't say it again, so I will: “For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country." 8:18 PM Nov 4th from web |
Forced to edit an article to a stringent word count, I turn into that toilet paper lady from Seinfeld. Dude, I DON'T HAVE A SQUARE TO SPARE. 8:37 PM Nov 1st from web |
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