There are no less than three helicopters loitering over my house. Sounds like more, honestly. WTF? 6:10 PM Dec 10th from txt |
In case you're not here to hear it, horns are blowing and people cheering in the streets of San Francisco tonight. 9:41 PM Nov 4th from txt |
Girlfriend got me a fanny pack. Now she won't stop staring when I wear it. I feel like Danny must, sometimes. 6:02 PM Oct 24th from txt |
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Just now noticing my tendency to only Twitter when I'm either very happy or very upset. I bet there's a thesis in there somewhere 6:55 PM Oct 19th from txt |
FUCK YOU SAN FRANCISCO. your rental market hasn't stopped anally raping me yet. two failed transactions later - i still don't have a house. 6:15 PM Oct 7th from web |
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Girlfriend just bought me a motorcycle for my birthday. Yeah, she's a keeper. 3:18 PM Jul 18th from txt |
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Small world. I know, I know, but I apparently didn't get the memo. 12:23 AM May 21st from im |
Jeebus. And again Facebook re-introduces me to my past lives. 12:19 AM May 21st from im |
Past lives are catching up to me ... not entirely unpleasant, but definitely odd. 11:55 AM May 14th from im |
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Apparently April is child abuse prevention month. May through March, child abuse must be A-OK. 7:45 PM Apr 30th from txt |
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My apartment's account number system could uniquely identify 26,000,000,000,000,000 accounts. I'm not writing that whole thing on my check. 11:07 AM Apr 30th from web |
About to fall off the face of the planet for the next 12 days. Wish me well. 4:01 PM Apr 1st from web |