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If everyone in my neighborhood started dressing like Black Crowes, about twenty guys in my neighborhood would get their feelings hurt. about 23 hours ago from Birdhouse |
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If everyone in my neighborhood started dressing like The Counting Crows, about twenty guys in my neighborhood would get their feelings hurt. about 24 hours ago from Birdhouse |
You know what isn't not awesome about Dreyer's seasonal Peppermint ice cream? Everything. Wait, nothing. I'm confused. 3:41 PM Dec 5th from Birdhouse |
You know what's not awesome about Hotwire saving me a shitload of dough on my hotel for Macworld? Nothing. 3:40 PM Dec 5th from Birdhouse |
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Watching Saturday Night Fever and realizing A) how much Boogie Nights owes to it and B) as a kid, the LP was much more than a joke to me. 8:55 PM Dec 4th from Birdhouse |
"Condiment delivery has made vast technological strides in just two decades." From my as yet unwritten treatise on TBD subject. 8:26 PM Dec 4th from Birdhouse |
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I can use the new Facebook Connect, for instance, to promote the presence of my balls across a worldwide network of social foreheads. 5:05 PM Dec 4th from Birdhouse |
An article on my mom in the local paper says I'm a dedicated environmental and community activist. Someone's gonna lose their job over this. 1:42 PM Dec 4th from Birdhouse |
My favorite part of the morning is my dog watching me get ready; he's just a dumb dog, mystified by my powers of bedmaking and pantswearing. 10:52 AM Dec 4th from Birdhouse |
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I never know what to say to people at the dogpark. Saying nothing, smiling, and nervously scratching my dog's butt usually does the trick. 9:19 PM Dec 3rd from Birdhouse |
Usage: "How long will you be in there?"
"As long as it takes. I'm undoing the damage of the past eight years."
"Matches are in the drawer." 1:56 PM Dec 3rd from Birdhouse |
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