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Holy moly! I jus' saw m'self in a puddle reflection... I'm a handsome man. I jus' need t' git m' boils drained! 12:12 PM Oct 21st from Twidget |
Tryin' to git m' hobo friends t' sign a petition to nationalize hobo healthcare. 1:56 PM Sep 26th from web |
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The government is followin' me, I jus' know it. Saw a feller with sunglasses on when I went to th' crapper in th' gas station a minute ago. 9:41 AM Jul 15th from Twidget |
Yer lookin' at a new man! Or, well, I should say I took th' skin of another feller an' I'm wearin' it. 11:43 AM Jul 8th from Twidget |
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Accidentally did a back flip while tryin' to git into m' washin' bucket. Now I've got pains in m' back I'm tired and dirty. 9:07 AM Jul 2nd from Twidget |
Ack! I lost all m' monies! Damn horse fell down in th' firs' 10 feet! 2:23 PM Jul 1st from web |
10 minutes before th' races. If I can jus' win some monies I'll be able ta' escape this murder-suicide pact I keep gitting m'self into. 10:15 AM Jul 1st from Twidget |
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I jus' heard a fellow hobo complainin' about th' government. I say: Stop yer complainin', start yer pissin' on statues of Lincoln! 12:56 PM Apr 24th from Twidget |
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