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Oh, look at me! I'm Merlin, and now I've decided to be all NICE to people! Burp Fart Splonk! http://twitter.com/nicemerlin |
Hey, I just realized something obvious that everybody but babies and retards already knows! Better start a blog!! Burp! Doof! Cronk! BLOG! |
Hey! I don't have comments on my site and it's gray and I'm gay for Macs and fall down sometimes! I'm John Gruber! Wait, NO; I'm _Merlin!_ |
Look at me! I'm Merlin and my butt smells like index cards! Doy doy! I hate LOLCats because I'm smart!! Duh duh duh! |
Ooo, I'm important and you can't email me unless you're stupid and from San Francisco!! I'm Merlin and I live on a gay orange bridge! Duhh. |
Oh, wait, everybody stand still. I'm Merlin and I think I lost a contact! *PSYCH!* I'm MERLIN so I only wear gay retard glasses!!!! |
Hey, I'm Merlin, and I'm all sex-negative! I'm scared of horny fat people with blogs! Boo hoo! Can I eat your pie, Nudie Livestream? Butts! |
Something something T.S. Elliottt. I read poems! I'm Merlin and blah blah blah Robert Lowell is my huge dumb boyfriend! Spluuuuuuuurk! |
Oh, look at me! I took a picture of another sign! You love me because I have cameras HAHAHAHAHA! Farts! |
Hey, I'm Merlin! And I make fun of people with bluetooth things! I dont need one because I live in a blog about paper and eat poop!! Phones! |
Whoa, look! I took a picture of a stupid sign! I think everyone is dumb but me! Which they arnt because I live in San Francisco! See?!?!? |
Oh, Hey! Look at me! I'm Merlin and I went to college for four years! Can I FINISH YOUR SENTENCE? GleepGlorp! I hate Vista but don't use it! |
Hey, what's that? A microphone? Can I use it to rant about dumb computers that only babies and women use? Sure, I can! I'm Merlin Mac Mann! |
Hey, what's a "job?" Are there more blogs I can start and then suck at? Doy doy doy. I eat food every day. DUH. |
Hey, I'm a tool who hates successful people because they have phones! I'm Merlin, and I want everyone to be gay and listen to gay NPR! |
Hey, everybody! Look at me! I have glasses like a guy with glasses and I own some chairs. I think I'm all special. |
Oo I think tattoos are bad because I'm scared of looking like a hooker. Which I couldn't be because I can't count and don't have genitals! |
OMG, you GUYS! I even do my own parody! Which is recursive and retarded. Because I'm busy and email is hard! Look at me! I'm Merlin Mann! |
Look at me, I have 5 squidillion web sites and my hair still looks like a bird! Unnnnnnhhhhhhhh...Quicksilver or whatever. |
Something something big word something semicolon; Ooooooooo, you're so impressed I know about Craftwork. I like Germany! I'm Merlin! Duh! |
