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blood and semen, steve... thats all the currency i have left to buy your merchandise. |
ipod is full. icar is happy. |
@theduty you bet. |
who would you rather kiss barack obama or feel up hilary clinton? |
northface zippie AND william rast denim expo.. nichols hills... i think it will be running all week. |
vagina lifts are so popular right now. |
fact: the nude photo used to belong to jane's mother |
"burt reynolds is one of the hairiest men alive" |
"i'd get dirty with jack nicholson." -jane (our UPS driver)
"hell my sister has a nude photo of burt reynolds!" -jane |
...tonights test will be as complicated/intense as a guy's first dome sesh. in other words.. its not going to go well. |
i was then quickly notified.. the only stroke i should perform is in my speedo. |
i was interested in swimming at the Olympics this summer.. |
section 12... township 4N...range 6E... who's with me? |
"they're gonna think it's bill.. (pause) and throw it away" |
eggroll just yacked on my couch. im headed to the pound right now. |
my friend terry dactyl in a bunny suit |
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