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http://tinyurl.com/5d23r9 - Turkey Substitutes |
Ok - back, what a nice old lady ! I think she might have smiled - I ran away too fast to tell for sure |
let do an experiment - find a stranger and give them a hug, do they smile or punch you? - BRB, Im going to find mine now |
@RichWhite - :) |
put your right foot in and shake it all about ! |
26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving - http://www.theonion.com |
Lets all hug ! |
#current - Obama looks tired .... not as sharp .. starting to talk in circles |
@current - Obama is looking uncomfortable ... fatigue perhaps |
Obama is starting to look uncomfortable up there - I have never seen him like that |
MSNBC Drops Olbermann, Matthews as News Anchors .. Makes them mop the floors and clean the bathrooms instead - http://tinyurl.com/5a25lm |
McCain now considering a Vice Vice Presidential position and nominating Palins sister - http://tinyurl.com/5lo654 |
McCain leads Obama by 4 pioints -Digg posters begin foaming at mouth, nashing their teeth, preparing Digg flood - http://tinyurl.com/5lo654 |
http://tinyurl.com/6c4klv - Obsessed? Ha ha ha ha |
I would not want to cross swords with Palin - thats for sure ! |
I think we all know why the left leaning media was so scared of Palin now - Powerful speech. |
http://tinyurl.com/65p4y5 - Smiling Now Primarily Used To Communicate Anger |
http://www.sciencedaily.com... -- No thank you, Ill pass on this one ! |
http://tinyurl.com/6na8no - ha ha ha .. hardly conservative commentators if they are on NBC ! |
http://tinyurl.com/59aret .... and we care because? |
