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@mamatulip sending you love buddy, lots and lots of love.
All ornaments from the lower half of the tree have gone MIA. Three suspects, two with paws, one with thumbs. The mystery continues.
@Assertagirl Exactly. Yah, that's it... I want the holidays to last as long as possible (it's not because I'm freakin' lazy & disorganized).
Just mailed out my first bunch ofChristmas cards. I really suck at this stuff but at least I got them mailed out before the 25th this year.
3yrold is surfing on her sled in the living room. She's got some cool moves. One of those moves better be getting a rag to clean up snow.
Dear big box store, when asking me to run a video ad about you on my site, for free, I value it at the same rate that you value my space: 0.
@slackmistress Well that's not comforting but at least you know he won't be too motivated to do anything at all, except eat chips.
@mrlady Lime him, the dead hookers, and then do his feet again. That should fix the problem.
@mamatulip In the dog's crate???? That is a serious WTF.
@CroutonBoy I get that too. Usually I respond with "why do you ask, officer?"
@amalah WTF - what kind of person does that right before the holiday break? I mean, seriously - WTF?
@CroutonBoy DUDE I made the same Hoth comment today (also referenced Mos Eisley Cantina when walking into bar other night). Yup, I'm a nerd.
@whirl_wind As you can tell: I've already pulled it out - the troop was restless and I needed a break. Mommy of the year right here ;)
@zchamu Agreed. When I watched the re-release, I realized my dream boy of Luke was really really whiney. Now I'm team Solo all the way.
@zchamu Cool. So know I need to know: were you a Luke or Hans fan?
@BackpackingDad Awesome, I'm not alone. I just put in Horton Hears a Who and was lulled into a Star Wars flashback.
@missbanshee Thank you ;) Also stuck and snow bound in apartment but no naps on horizon (*le sigh*)
Does anyone else associate Star Wars with the 20th century music at beginning of movies? 30 years later and it still makes me think of Luke.
is thinking "is this thing on?"
@herbadmother OUCH. Gigi used to do that and then she'd unlatch to see my reaction.
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