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Don't know what my problem with Guitar Hero was but I kick some serious ASS with the RockBand guitar. It's pissing off my kids.
If you play Rock Band BEFORE the tequila you actually hit a lot more notes correctly. And your kids won't have anything to laugh at.
@Busymom Skullcandy earbuds. I swear they'd block out a marching band. They're also great for tuning out hubby.
@tutugirl1345 Scrub your hands with lemon juice and salt. Works well for me!
Love it when new bottle of wine open and hub doesn't want any. Helps me get over the fact that he was HOME.All.Fucking.Day. Tomorrow too.
Hub pissed cuz I refuse to cook FROZEN CHICKEN. Told him there is sandwich stuff he can fix. Still pissed. BITE ME.
Half price chocolate at Target. Several bags. But the hubby is still here.
For Trade: Clingy ass annoying hubby. Will take anything chocolate.
487thousand DumDum pops and 6 trick or treaters. I fucking seriously hate Halloween.
Gawd. If hub doesn't drive me insane about new windows he's going to do it with the new carpet.
Hub is talking to guy about new windows. I hate it when it sounds like he's buying into a load of crap.
Actually I would have kept the boy. He had no teen hormonal issues today. At least not the kind that would make him bitchy.
I could have SO easily shoved either or both of them out the car door without even stopping and still made it look like an accident.
16 hr drive home from Houston with 15 yr old girlchild and boyfriend.
Wondering if we will survive the drive later from the north end of Houston all the way to Galveston. I really hate traffic.
In Houston. Remembering why I really don't like it here much!
Trust me on this: Don't keep Sharpies in the same can with dry erase markers. Guess who had to go buy a new appointment board today.
@PoppyBuxom OMG I swear I almost lost my breakfast over it. Should not read entertainment news while eating.
Ok does anyone hate these stupidfuckingmoronic Olive Garden commercials as much as I do? Does eating there kill massive brain cells?
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