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@hijinksensue How are you missing them?
Santa Rampage -- mostly win. Afterparty -- no thanks. Decent food with good friends at 3:30AM? Hell yes.
@hijinksensue 3 asian restaurants, all run by mexicans, and the only one with a japanese name just serves egg rolls and sesame chicken
food court at willowbend sucks mall balls
How the hell did I think putting this PBX server in my office was a good idea? LOUD.
My wife is bringing me a sandwich for lunch today!
@agingdragqueen You were drunk last night?!?!?! NO WAY!
@stupid_idea sam and i actually made peace recently. still awkward, but no more cold sweat
Sliced my right index finger open pretty bad. Good thing I don't play bass guitar... WAIT
@brush DON'T TALK ABOUT MY BOY LIKE THAT! @pinkness FEMALE FELINE EJACULATION!
@hijinksensue No, but thanks! What's your pre-departure schedule like? I still might be able to come get the speakers from you.
Just sent a very wordy email to former grandboss and potential new boss. Hope he doesn't freak out.
@davindean it junk to sell on ebay/cl. want in, tomorrow before sharkys?
@hijinksensue Can't be here for at least an hour, and I still can't contact Nic. Should we postpone til tomorrow, since Sharky's is late?
@wearethat Doh! Lost your number. I know you have mine, text/call me.
@brush feel free to steal @pinkness and either bring her here or take her to Wednesday
@hijinksensue @wearethat Tonight it is, and we could probably still make wednesday if you hitail it to the address I'm texting you.
@wearethat @pinkness IM is broke at work right now. Show of hands: Tonight or tomorrow night better? @hijinksensue I know your answer.
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