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New season of Intervention starts tomorrow. We have plenty of alcohol stocked up so we'll be able to fully participate in the drinking game. |
@the_dza I couldn't have put it better myself. I'm standing up doing that slow clap thing that people do in movies when they're awestruck. |
Am I wrong for taking pride in clearing the more straight-laced Tweeps from my Followers list with random vulgarities & toilet humour? |
Woke up to my dog farting right in my face. I always heard the phrase "rude awakening" but never have I been forced to take it so literally. |
@thewesterly Now, Southerners have apologised repeatedly for Dollywood. And if my memory serves me correctly, everyone loves the log flume. |
@thewesterly This is going to make Edwards family reunions very awkward, what with us declaring war on one another & the land mines & all.. |
Now that @ECByrd discovered he lives in a fictional city according to Twitter, he has begun naming sports teams & declaring himself mayor. |
In celebration of my 1000th tweet we shall all have a drink. I'll pour you some Champale cause you're sure as hell not getting my good beer. |
I just realised I haven't been Favrd all day long. This leaves an empty void that can only be filled by talking about my vagina. And boobs. |
@TBMimsTheThird Don't forget the top part of Kentucky, which wants to be part of the Midwest worse than a hooker just wants crack & a hug. |
@fatheaddesign Yes, but to be fair, Texas isn't really the South. We're still waiting for them to formally secede & be done with it. |
@TBMimsTheThird We miss you too. And Mountain Dew is my favourite coke, as well. |
@abigvictory Welcome to the South, where every drink's a coke & calling it "pop" will get you stared at like you're from Mars. 1000th tweet! |
"What to drink?" "I want a coke." "What kind?" "Sprite." The Mason-Dixon line is drawn between those who understand this & those who don't. |
At lunch @ECByrd told me to call him AS SOON AS I GOT HOME to tell him if we have Baileys. We should probably re-evaluate our priorities. |
LazyTweet: Finally got Tumblr all nice & set up. Anyone else out there in Twitterland have one that I can add to my blogroll? If so DM me. |
Did you guys know there are still people out there who give a shit what Sarah Palin says or does? I know, I didn't either! Isn't that funny? |
@benmarvin Also slightly less mouth-breathers & Battlestar Galactica t-shirts. Slightly. |
@benmarvin From what I can gather, it's used by spammers & middle-aged men who pose as teenaged girls. Like the AOL chatrooms of yore. |
Disappointed the Flames lost tonight, yet I am comforted by the fact that I don't have, and have never had, a MySpace. |
