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Mwahaha! My person left his credit card on the table... Now if I can paw myself some Cyber Monday shopping to order a dozen mice & catnip. 6:01 AM Dec 1st from web |
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Here is my economic stimulus plan: Increased spending on Tuna, chicken and mice meat and a tax credit for Veterinary cat care. 2:35 PM Nov 26th from web |
Hey Beyonce'... "I'm just a cat." Try to work that into your song about how you're just a boy. Thanks! 11:09 AM Nov 23rd from web |
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Dear fellow Cats on the Internet: There can only be (1) Fluffy the cat.... I am he. All others are imposters! Imposters I meow. 6:11 PM Nov 19th from web |
Sorry dawgs... I don't follow dogs back; but they seem to follow me a lot. Geez, get a life dogs. Go chase a stick! Here boy..fetch =^..^= 5:23 AM Nov 15th from web |
Only difference between my cat eyes and yours is... I can shoot laser beams from mine and... you can't. 10:50 AM Nov 11th from web |
Why YES, I have cat eyes. You were expecting something different? 10:48 AM Nov 11th from web |
I'd rather be naked than wear fur except I am pretty furry. 11:19 AM Nov 2nd from web |
If Joe the Plumber came to fix the toilet I drink from; I'd ask him, "Hey Joe... why are you wearing a suit & tie?" 11:15 AM Oct 30th from web |
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Humans can't figure out how I got on top of the kitchen counter to eat the pretty flowers. It's good to be me... Fluffy, the Hover Cat. 8:35 PM Oct 28th from web |
Did I mention I'll do pretty much anything for catnip? 9:23 AM Oct 17th from web |
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