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@Daphnethecat You can have my staff talk to your staff and maybe they can feed us or something. Tuna?
@mattcutts Glad to hear Emmy is doing well. Kitty drugs? Hmmm I haven't been on one of those trips since the last catnip overdose! =^..^=
@dhlawrencexvii Hey #heroes Eric Doyle - I think the writers should include "Fluffy The Hover Cat" as your evil pet companion. MwahahaMeow!
@momcat617 Curious: http://www.mainecooninfo.net/ How many Maine Coon guides have you sold to date?
Mwahaha! My person left his credit card on the table... Now if I can paw myself some Cyber Monday shopping to order a dozen mice & catnip.
Me? I'm not into turkey... I'm more of a mouser.
@BoogerTheCat You can be in my economic catcabinet. If there are cat butts to smell, I'll know who to turn to for advice ;-)!
Here is my economic stimulus plan: Increased spending on Tuna, chicken and mice meat and a tax credit for Veterinary cat care.
Hey Beyonce'... "I'm just a cat." Try to work that into your song about how you're just a boy. Thanks!
@ChrisKnight Curiosity didn't kill the cat... It's those dang foxes that kill us cats... but they leave me alone because I'm a hover cat.
Dear fellow Cats on the Internet: There can only be (1) Fluffy the cat.... I am he. All others are imposters! Imposters I meow.
Sorry dawgs... I don't follow dogs back; but they seem to follow me a lot. Geez, get a life dogs. Go chase a stick! Here boy..fetch =^..^=
Only difference between my cat eyes and yours is... I can shoot laser beams from mine and... you can't.
Why YES, I have cat eyes. You were expecting something different?
I'd rather be naked than wear fur except I am pretty furry.
If Joe the Plumber came to fix the toilet I drink from; I'd ask him, "Hey Joe... why are you wearing a suit & tie?"
Does my fur make me look fat?
Humans can't figure out how I got on top of the kitchen counter to eat the pretty flowers. It's good to be me... Fluffy, the Hover Cat.
Did I mention I'll do pretty much anything for catnip?
@mattcutts Is Emmy a boy tomcat or girl kitty?
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