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@traderadvice: I control the stock market with my telepathic powers! I don't need your advice - you need mine. |
Dear Human: Wearing an Ed Hardy shirt doesn't make you cool. You're still a human. |
Optimus Prime has joined the regime (@theoptimusprime). Now, if we can recruit the Gobots, too - the planet is ours. |
@BoogerTheCat Good question, Booger! And if they *do* become demonites, we should reruit them, since they will be twice as nasty. Success! |
@RosieandCheeto YES! Thank you for your support. The parasites have been warned. |
@ofcats Thank you. That one was a doozy. |
It's been a rough 10 days, but I'm back to my healthy, evil self! Take that, lousy parasites! I laugh in your faces! Or whatever you have. |
Just coughed up a hairball! Awwww yeah. |
@JohnsFace TAKE ME WITH YOU FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! |
After careful consideration, I decided to bypass the litter box and poop on the bathroom counter. HAHA! I love being "sick." |
@BoogerTheCat Excellent! Rest up, my comrade. |
I'm so adorable right now I could puke. Like The Human's doing. Well done, Vicodin. |
@emmylouthecat Tom Jones is the next best thing to Shatner. Well-played. |
Human has re-launched her store. Humor her and care: www.HollywoodVintage.la If she sells something, perhaps I won't dine like a pauper. |
Well, I have good news and I have bad news. Bad news: evil stomach parasite is back. Good news: I pooped ALL OVER the house! HAHA! Success!! |
Bored as hell. Must listen to Shatner: http://tinyurl.com/5jdvqt |
@BoogerTheCat Heal soon, Booger. Your country needs you. |
@KittyMagnifique DAMN HUMANS!!! They think they're soooooo smart. They will pay! |
@katze_frieda Welcome to the regime, Germany! Excellent! |
@BoogerTheCat Feel better, comrade. I will send the spy pigeons to look after you. |
