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@Roseyland it really makes me wish I could remember better how to think like a four-year-old. I imagine it would improve my writing.
He also told me to imagine that it was snowing, but the snowflakes were shaped like stars, and tasted like bubblegum.
My son said to me tonight, "Imagine the wind brought back everything it had ever blown away."
@Glennia I haven't been to a bat mitvah in years but I imagine such gifts still work.
@Glennia I always brought nice pens or a watch or something to my friends' bat mitvahs when I was a kid. Something grown-up seeming.
@hollymccaig What's worse is that my husband is one of those people who only need 5 or 6 hours of sleep a night. He makes me feel lazy.
@hollymccaig Anyway now I have a no-fail alarm in the form of a 4 y.o. who DEFINITELY IS a morning person. Or really, an anytime person.
@hollymccaig Morning people seem to think we're just doing something wrong but personally I think it's genetic.
@hollymccaig I am with you in the so not a morning person department. I used to have to set two alarms 20 min apart-- one across the room.
@SusanIsk or you could just talk to your neighbors and ask if they've had the same problem. I
@SusanIsk and make it say something like "Not Your Dog's Bathroom" or "Only Responsible Dog Owners Allowed-- Scoop It."
@SusanIsk You should put up a sign. Get a slab of wood and a stake from a craft store, and paint it attractively so you don't mind having it
Okay, my child is psychic. He just came skipping over here to say, "Let's make more origami!"
Spent the afternoon making origami and painting ornaments with my son. My hands are tired.
@Mamalogues in fact I usually get the nail polish remover out BEFORE I even open the superglue, heh.
@Mamalogues I was about to tell you to go get the nail polish remover, but I see someone else beat me to it.
Sometimes the typos abounding on the internet make me want to scream. And then I remember that I make some of them.
@RNC um, nice try Liz, but, did you read the criminal complaint? Like, the profane parts?
Okay now that the Feds have taken care of Illinois's crook-in-chief, can they PLEASE take a long look at Blunt before he gets away with it?
@onedadslife @jimdunn actually my favorite comment from Fitz during the conf: "Politics and Crime . . . some people try to blur the line"
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