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Am now referring to my wife's belly button as an egg timer. When it pops to an outie, the baby will be fully cooked! about 9 hours ago from web |
And now coffee fuels a sharp move to Markham for the dim sums, possibly even Pac Mall. about 18 hours ago from web |
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Also, I've been informed that all this is moot, since I don't know how to make homemade cookies. 5:15 PM Dec 12th from web |
She has specified a homemade cookie. Fleeting, indeed! And now, back to the wheel. 5:14 PM Dec 12th from web |
Update: My wife tells me that it could, and that she wants a cookie. Tally ho! 5:13 PM Dec 12th from web |
Homemade burgers, two ounces of sortilege and a happy wife resting with me on the couch. Life could not, in this fleeting moment, be better. 5:13 PM Dec 12th from web |
Dammit, if anybody comes through that door with a _smart_ question today, I'm going to yell COMBO BREAKER at the top of my lungs. 12:09 PM Dec 12th from web |
Note that alluding to cowardice and perversion lets you add several layers of meaning to "the chicken in involved, the pig is commited." 10:16 AM Dec 12th from web |
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Apparently, there is something super-important that I need to be awake for between two thirty and five this morning. Thanks, brain. 1:32 AM Dec 12th from web |
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