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| hotdogsladies Via Top Chef, my favorite new term: "warm chocolate component."
Because a morning of strong coffee leads to serious molecular gastronomy. 7:50 PM Nov 26th from web |
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| edcasey I wish I spoke Spanish because based on his tone and inflection the guy shouting outside my window last night had some interesting ideas. 2:36 PM Sep 24th from web |
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| hotdogsladies Just coined term: "Gruber-types." Not sure what it means. Prob. includes all perfectionist Yankees fans with an iPhone and a hilarious wife. 1:17 PM Jul 27th from web |
| verdandi Power went out, & it was just announced that a transformer exploded. Have an urge to shriek, "NOT OPTIMUS PRIME!" Which would NOT be funny. 1:04 PM Jul 23rd from web |
| hotdogsladies We'll never get these guys to quit saying "FAIL." At this point, it's in their DNA. Like steampunk, Cheetos, and crying while masturbating. 7:31 AM Jul 23rd from web |
| hotdogsladies They should make a fannypack that plays the opening of "Roundabout" whenever the wearer uses the phrase "in-universe." As a public service. 6:17 AM Jul 23rd from web |
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| lonelysandwich I unfairly judge whoever lands in my Twitter stream next to Obama. "I spoke in Jordan and just landed in Israel." "I ate hamburger. Yummy!" 5:46 PM Jul 22nd from web |
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