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@JimFormation With all this talk of healthy eating, how am I supposed to enjoy my Sunday morning BeerShake? |
As that special time of year approaches, it's time for Terrel Owens to poison yet another NFL franchise from the inside. Go T.O.! |
Just had a very amusing time watching the hospital newborn photographer do her thing. It's like Olan Mills on a hospital cart. |
Just because you're broke and no one understands you does not mean you are an artist, Gov. Blagojevich. |
For the past 48 hours or so, my eating & sleeping habits have resembled that of a college student during finals week. At 50, that hurts. |
@BigWhiteGuy See your physician, they now have prescriptions for that. The acne, I mean, of course. |
Welcome to Cecily Rose Turner, 8lbs 4 oz. I'm a grandpa! |
8am, still at the hospital, lots of moaning and drugs, but no baby yet. This one goes to eleven, and we're still at nine now. |
At the hospital at 1am. Little girls enter your life at their convenience. |
@JimFormation You mean, like archives? Old bouts of Photoshop Tennis and the like, sucking up Google juice for years? Is this knife sharp? |
A lot of people (myself included) thought this twitter thing wouldn't last. But here we are at what is for me, the Anti-Christ update, #666 |
Time is Mother Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. |
Daughter-in-law's water broke this morning, but it is my wife who is having contractions. Or conniptions. Or something like that. |
Those who make naughty jokes about Mrs. Claus are surely getting coal & switches from Santa ... if they're lucky. Maybe even reindeer poop. |
When your 6am wake up call comes from a US District Attorney, you're probably going to have a really bad day. |
Lefties are 'Critiquing The Obama Administration,' which does not yet exist. Should I critique my unborn grandchild, or just be happy? |
Too bizarrre: virginal taste testing in 3rd world to convince 1st world people who already eat too many: http://whoppervirgins.com/ |
@fultonchain I think he could, but I understand Bill Clinton let it be known he was not interested in being demoted. |
Leaked version of Santa's emergency speech says everyone over 13 has been placed on the 'naughty' list. Expect coal & switches. |
Two young adults who are constantly late have created a baby whose birth is now overdue. Nor has she called to say she'll be late. Typical. |
