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@Moltz If you can't make it to the store, just cut open your tauntaun and eat it. Tastes like Chicken Kiev. |
Correction: Watching Tom Cruise talk about his love for sports is like watching Sarah Palin talk about how much she likes reading the news. |
Watching Tom Cruise talk about how much he loves sports is like watching Martha Stewart talk about how much she likes BBQ ribs. |
Dreamt that Obama asked me to join his environmental team. Was so honored I missed that he basically asked me to be a park ranger. |
Waking up naturally before 5 a.m. is like getting closer to god. A vengeful god with a bad sense of humor. |
@GQbound Same happened to me. I think they purged inactive/suspended accounts. |
@khaybe Forgive the self-promo, but I wrote a book for your fiance: http://is.gd/cA89 And matching book or you: http://is.gd/cA8m Congrats! |
@frantabulous depends...are you drinking from a wine glass or a mason jar? |
Not sure if I just have bad heartburn or if I should gather a welcoming committee for the alien about to burst out of my torso. |
Ecard from a tradeshow kiosk maker: picture of baby Jesus with the saying "The Greatest Gift Is Love." By "love," they mean kiosks, natch. |
@blurb P.S. I miss Gridlock Thursdays. What I wouldn't give for some honking horns and cab driver giving me the finger right now! |
@blurb The A Train to Far Rockaway. Takes 45 minutes but a taxi in traffic can take just as long and cost $50 more. |
@kperdue here's another about how social networks are struggling to make money and what role marketers play: http://bit.ly/blmz |
@gordonshumway Those have to be about the size of a Skittle. |
With the renovation and bad economy, my last guilty pleasure is watching my wife try to function in the morning before her coffee. |
@PlatoH I can't recall any Ute tight ends who had big asses, but don't TE's in general have big, untight ends? |
Whenever there's a Mac convention, Twitter sheds its skin of wit and sarcasm and becomes a fan-boy geek orgy. |
@likaluca pigeons don't make love. only humans make love. pigeons get it on! |
Just booked tix for Sugar Bowl to watch Utes DESTROY the Tide. After that, I'll cure cancer, end hunger, and solve a Rubik's Cube. Go Utes! |
@thisiscaroline yes, but you can decorate a pork tenderloin and some fingerling potatoes very well with a rosemary bush! |
