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I've never said this before, but......too many girls. |
Some day someone will explain why cracking down on bars for not carding is a good use of limited police forces, right? |
The bartender just handed ak lube. What is it with this guy? Also, the tree is covered in NYC condoms |
ak++ for flirting with the waitress, producing both free whiskey and quality time with her cleavage |
doctor-- for claiming that shot wouldn't hurt. ow! |
"this is how orgies start" -jonk |
Contract signed! Will you still love me if I'm broke and live in Brooklyn? |
zombiestrippers++ for being amazing |
Ouch. Some asshole kicked me in the shin because I ran past him to the bus. Stupid east village crazies. |
Yay, even fox news calls it for Obama! Failing that, joe the plumber for president. |
caved and ordered an xbox + rb2. the economy better thank me for this. |
Girls love edamame? |
Drove into the google lot behind a tesla roadster. Hot. |
@Jetblue if I make the airport ontime but miss the flight because security and shuttle bus take 25 mins, please don't tell me it's my fault. |
dear Dolapo, are we done drinking? <3 my liver |
Dear Dolapo, are we d |
Dolapo: nsaaaaanch. Fucking dr laura right here. |
Just had dinner a few tables away from the Iraqi president. I kid you not. |
If you're <3ing chrome (as you should be) but also <3 notebook (as you should!), use the bookmarklet: http://tinyurl.com/578qjh |
The only person here who has played spinthebottle thinks it's a game involving stripping!? |
