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centurian club in monterrey, mexico is handing out chocolate covered marshmellows 5:56 PM Dec 9th from txt |
Bumpy flight. Paul and Nancy totally relaxed, I made a list in my head of all the things I wanted to teach my unborn children 5:01 PM Dec 9th from txt |
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"You're all flops! I am the earth mother, and you are all flops. (beat) I disgust me." Elizabeth Taylor having a bad day, written by Albee 9:27 AM Dec 7th from twitterrific |
Multiple blankets, TV remote, laptop, drinks, snacks. From bed to nest in a few east steps. I should submit layout to Martha Stewart Living. 12:25 PM Dec 6th from twitterrific |
grumpy and don't want to get out of bed this weekend, but grateful that elizabeth taylor's problems in movies are always worse than my own 10:35 AM Dec 6th from twitterrific |
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"Jess, even though I have my headphones on, don't worry. I can still hear your pleas for help and attention." -Kacy Erdelyi 11:22 AM Dec 1st from twitterrific |
"How many miles is the perimeter of Manhattan? Don't you remember it from that book we read?" -NYC mom to 3 year old. Have a fun life, kid. 1:28 PM Nov 30th from twitterrific |
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I have to say, when I am in remotely a bad mood, Christmas carols REALLY are the nail in the bad mood coffin 6:38 PM Nov 20th from twitterrific |
Trainer: You have a great personality! Me: I know I have a 'great personality,' that's why I'm here! Stop laughing and make me less fat 5:06 AM Nov 20th from txt |
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