I just got a bigger more energetic bday greeting from my Wii Fit than I did my own mother this am 12:06 PM Nov 30th from txt |
I think I might be allergic to the pine candle scent that has now enveloped my house 4:06 PM Nov 29th from txt |
Based on the size of the bird already in the oven, my mom thinks she is feeding 17...should I tell her there are only 4 of us? 7:29 AM Nov 27th from txt |
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Today would be a great day for a long city walk, let me know if you're game 7:27 AM Nov 2nd from txt |
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I'm proud to be in the media industry tonite; the Obama prime time message is sheer genius 4:36 PM Oct 29th from txt |
I'm not sure the MAX capacity "L" car is fully optimized but it does make for a nice change 5:30 AM Oct 29th from txt |
Didn't know being a good aunt meant sharing a rm w/ a 2yr old and by default sharing his taste in nite time "music" 7:04 PM Oct 26th from txt |
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I'm embarassed for the guy that just walked into the nail salon and asked for a back wax 8:26 AM Oct 11th from txt |
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I'm confused by the CNN analysts score card pie charts--I get the colors but not the numbers 6:19 PM Oct 7th from txt |
Uncomfortable "L" moment # 712-listening to some guy berate his condo tenant over missed mortgage payments b/c of late rent 3:50 PM Oct 7th from txt |
How does one nicely tell the office bathrm cleaning lady that conversation should cease when one is actully in the restrm? 3:30 PM Sep 29th from txt |
When the best things about Wired's NextFest were the solid color ink cartridges and the Mayor, something is wrong 6:24 PM Sep 25th from txt |
"L" gross out # 92: girl who removed her shoes to massage her feet on the nasty ass floor of the train car 4:30 PM Sep 17th from txt |
The problem with 9pm conf calls, I'm now wide awake and still thinking about work. 8:13 PM Sep 16th from txt |
New cab line system at American reminds me of Vegas only w/o the anticipation of possibly winning big. 4:08 PM Sep 4th from txt |
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