Clarification: Kona HIGHLIGHTS. Riding 17.41 in the time it takes people to swim 2.? miles, ride over 100 and run a marathon would be sad. about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck |
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I think I would look much improved if God applied that reflection effect from Keynote right on me. Click me, big guy! Have at it! 7:56 AM Dec 12th from TweetDeck |
Oprah has a "Vision Board". I wonder if it's fancy with gilt edges and shit, or just space on the fridge. 5:40 AM Dec 12th from TweetDeck |
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Climbing four flights of stairs after a hamburger and a pint of Guinness = a test of intestinal burpitude 10:55 AM Dec 11th from Twinkle |
One Thursday, to go, thanks. Hold the rain/snow/sleet/wind/chill/bullshit/general weather malaise. I'll take the beer o'clock on the side. 7:22 AM Dec 11th from TweetDeck |
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Today's Noodle daydream flashback, circa. 1980: *sigh* "What's Erik Estrada really like?" *sigh* 1:39 PM Dec 10th from TweetDeck |
This ain't in Google maps, but the real location of the Bay of Pigs is in my belly. Too much pork at that Cuban joint, methinks. 10:18 AM Dec 10th from TweetDeck |
Breaking in new Docs. Argh, the pain one must endure in order to maintain ones head-kicking image! 1:14 PM Dec 9th from Twinkle |
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Great. Called customer service ready for a fight and got a person minted from fairy dust and cute puppies. I feel like a dick (but I won!) 1:26 PM Dec 8th from TweetDeck |
Transfluidia: the ability to move un-noticed and liquid mercury-like from one end of a subway car to the other to escape the crazy person. 7:16 AM Dec 8th from TweetDeck |