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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam 8:37 AM Nov 30th, 2006 from web |
has decided to work at 38% of his potential capacity today. Not a % more, not a % less. 2:24 AM Nov 30th, 2006 from web |
Hungover. At work. I might die, or be dead. I wish I'd been better to my family. Tell June I loved only her. Don't let the cat sit on my grave. 1:52 AM Nov 29th, 2006 from web |
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Silently playing that "who would I kill and eat first in this office if I were in a survival situation?" game. Feel quite tired. 3:01 AM Nov 24th, 2006 from web |
seems to have slipped into a dimension where Snow Patrol are one of the world's biggest bands. Could this be that 'Hell' the christians speak of? 1:35 PM Nov 23rd, 2006 from web |
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is thinking of ways to spoil public Twitter. First idea: post Chuck Norris Facts 6:15 AM Nov 23rd, 2006 from web |
Inserting phrases like "they are forced to make a terrible decision" into reviews of books I haven't read in order to fill pars. 3:35 AM Nov 23rd, 2006 from web |
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Fact-checking article on China. It weirds me out a bit that they're all sitting there now, having their tea. More than a billion! Need lunch. 5:00 AM Nov 22nd, 2006 from web |
Hoping that Galactus turns up and devours South London so I can miss work and go back to bed. Text me if it happens while I'm on the bus. 12:05 AM Nov 22nd, 2006 from web |
wondering why I'm telling twitter that I desperately need to wee while desperately needing to wee 12:31 PM Nov 21st, 2006 from web |
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Waiting... waiting... waiting to bid for Cerebus phonebooks on eBay. And singing the 'New Tricks' theme song to myself. 2:11 PM Nov 20th, 2006 from web |
Subbing a piece which has almost made me cry because IT IS SO STUPID about Blake. Author may as well go to Bunhill Fields and s*** on his grave 9:37 AM Nov 20th, 2006 from web |