Interesting day today, Rupert and i are considering adopting a companion cube. 9:57 PM Jan 2nd from web |
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HA! That's so funny I forgot to laugh... excluding that first Ha. Happy new year Roadents! 2:45 AM Jan 1st from web |
I can't believe Apple has not contacted me about staring in an iPhone commercial, after my iPod commercial success. 11:01 AM Jul 7th, 2007 from web |
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What the Deuce? Damn you ice cream, come to my mouth! How dare you disobey me! 10:57 AM Jun 1st, 2007 from web |
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Today Peter is taking me to a ball game. Personally i would rather stay home and complete my death ray, but he is a persistant fat man! 8:46 AM May 30th, 2007 from web |
Aha! So they do make bigger diapers! That deceitful woman told me I'd have to learn to use the toilet! 1:36 PM May 19th, 2007 from web |
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And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find 7:54 PM May 16th, 2007 from web |
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And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife 7:54 PM May 16th, 2007 from web |
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Brian just urinated in his water dish, but its ok because i saw him drinking from the toilet thismorning. 6:50 PM May 14th, 2007 from web |
Going out for dinner tonight with Peter, he and i are getting along quite well after he sat on Lois, causing her to choke on her own vomit. 6:46 PM May 14th, 2007 from web |
Last night was fantastic, another one of Stewies Sexy Parties! Damn you ice cream, come to my mouth! How dare you disobey me! 4:22 PM May 12th, 2007 from web |
Sorry about the lack of tweets, Lois has been impossable lately, if anyone has a good plan to remove the wretched hag, let me know! 4:36 PM May 10th, 2007 from web |
Prostitute , is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? 12:03 AM Apr 8th, 2007 from web |