I am standing behind Anthony Quinn's younger identical twin. Or they're replacing in-flight movie with staged reading of Zorba the Greek 26 minutes ago from mobile web |
my cabdriver was unable to break the land speed record heading to SFO due to a) other cars rudely using the highway and b) the accelerator o 42 minutes ago from mobile web |
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Time to reset the Illinois governor sign once again to "This office has been criminal-free for 0 days". 9:36 AM Dec 9th from web |
strangely calm w/ middle seat and screaming baby next to me. Either the yoga or my new Good Morning Bourbon! policy are paying off 5:41 AM Dec 8th from mobile web |
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Karl Rove: "Bush was hardly the worst president ever". He's correct but words are out of order: "The worst? Bush was hardly ever President" 10:34 AM Dec 5th from web |
GM's vow to launch "mostly fuel efficient cars" reminds me of my vow to "mostly not shoot people". 3:44 PM Dec 3rd from web |
"In return for $18B loans...GM will launch mostly fuel-efficient cars." Ya know, cept for the ones that arent, which are mostly all of them 12:34 PM Dec 3rd from web |
mgmt tip: if you aren't wearing shoes, every point you make will be countered with "why aren't you wearing shoes?", thus dulling your impact 11:05 AM Dec 3rd from web |
putting this particular email request in the crockpot has neither tenderized it nor made it any more appealing. Time to try salt and irony. 10:23 AM Dec 3rd from web |
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Getting our first dose of weaponized snow, blowing sideways and sticky. 6:37 AM Dec 1st from web |
the headline "Foot melanoma is the deadliest cancer" is now #1 on the list of many reasons i vow to never google minor symptoms ever again 5:53 PM Nov 30th from web |
driving to in-laws. calendar says thanksgiving morning, but highway traffic says 5am on a weekend. Empty. 8:20 AM Nov 27th from mobile web |
6 yr old is asking me for privacy; why does a 6 yr old need privacy? It's like that couple in the hotel i just wanted to talk to on Monday 12:47 PM Nov 26th from web |
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Of course GM and Ford could invade Canada. What are canadians going to fight back with? Coho Salmon? Wrist shots from the blue line? Come on 8:48 AM Nov 25th from web |
if the big 3 dont get bailed out, i think they should attack Canada and install an Autogarchy (Montreal, official sponsor of the Ford F-150) 6:46 AM Nov 25th from mobile web |