Someone just left a sandwich on my doorstep. It's a good looking sandwich. Untouched. Bacon & Turkey on Pumpernickel. Dare I eat it? about 4 hours ago from web |
Jenn's mom to her aunt after aunt's terrible eye job: Even your twin won't recognize you!Always wear sunglasses. 100% of time. Even inside. about 22 hours ago from web |
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The sound of my own tweet, the one I just twittered about being startled, startled me again. OK. Getting hold of myself. Hitting send. 1:46 AM Dec 9th from web |
I'm at that grim stage of extreme sleep deprivation where unexpected noises startle me. An incoming tweet just scared the bejesus out of me. 1:43 AM Dec 9th from web |
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My wife to me: "There are key junk foods I steel myself to eat, because your commentary on their smell is so bracingly cruel." 7:03 PM Dec 8th from web |
Wife is asleep hugging left leg. So that leg is all warm/cozy. But it's crazy cold and my other leg is frozen. Move=wake her. Solution? 7:01 PM Dec 7th from web |
Note to self: avoid Uzbek barbers during important soccer games if you want to avoid being wounded. 11:52 AM Dec 6th from Tweetie |
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Eating my way through my wife's superb galbijjim. As she started cooking in earnest only after we met, I take full credit! 6:53 PM Dec 4th from web |
On my 3rd all nighter this week. Tired more than one ever should be. Worn to a nub. Too much to do. 2:08 AM Dec 4th from web |
Overheard a guy in a suit on the F train talking dismissively of "the twittering class"... 9:42 PM Dec 3rd from web |
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Passed Maggie Gyllenhaal in the neighborhood. Her eyes reminded me of my mother. Fought the odd desire to hug Maggie Gyllenhaal. 6:47 PM Dec 2nd from twitterrific |
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Venus, Jupiter, Moon are in conjunction, a nice punctuation point on the day. 5:30 PM Dec 1st from web |