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Boys are upset to hear that their mascot is in antique shop window. Sent us an angry sonnet to tell us that is why they've stolen Christmas. |
Got a revenge-themed e-mail cuz boys team thinks we stole their teddy bear so they're stealing girls' stuffed animals. Oh, I'm in college. |
You guys *wish* I was hosting a TweetUp. Jiminy Peak is just down the road. I'm serious. |
I am physically incapable of reading things without editing them. Strange how the X-men weren't interested in recruiting me. |
So is this pretty much what you guys are like in real life? http://tinyurl.com/22kzvd |
I like living w. people who don't recognize Xmas lights but cosine waves. ("If you put that window as the origin, then it's a sine wave...") |
Aw, shucks, just a bit late for NaNoWriMo... http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2... (McSweeney's writing prompts). |
Live band, balloon animals, massages, tie-dye, food. 2nd grade birthday party? Nope. De-stressing at the student center during final weeks. |
I found the solution to Mondays! It's drunken Sunday snowball fights at midnight.
Your welcome. |
Let's explain the Valkyrie trailers as follows: you can't discriminate based on religion, & Scientologists' don't believe in German accents. |
ProTip: For Secret Santa this year, get your partner something he/she *really* wants... a regiftable item. |
If he had known I was going to be dressed as Baby Spice, he prob wouldn't have asked me to support him at tonight's African song/dance show. |
Also, I never thought I'd regret not packing my platform 90's-style kicks. |
Should I be more concerned that team has requested I dress up as Baby Spice or that I knew her signature colors were blues and purples? |
I totally sent my badass prof a clip from West Wing and he totally dug it. (Perspective: He is a real-life enemy of Singapore.) SCORE. |
Me:"Sign from God?" "No. God stopped loving u once u gave up getting the smell of champagne out of your http://tinyurl.com/HolyWate... " |
@smartasshat My bff tried to convince me that her new song is deep: "'If you seek Amy' sounds like 'F-U-C-K me'!" != pith. |
Awww shucks, guys. Thanks for all the birthday wishes and new followers! |
Champagne, RAW wrestling, and this on repeat: http://is.gd/9JRX. The _sophisticated_ birthday. |
@EffingBoring I hope it's not a chick dog. 'Cuz then I'd have 100 probs & a bitch would def be one of them. And that'd just ruin the song. |
