There's a point in a relationship when you stop asking permission and start making declarations. It's magical and never gets old. about 6 hours ago from Birdhouse |
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Fuck, this room looks like a laundry hamper murder scene. If I put chalk outlines down, maybe Sweets will just laugh. Hahaha, hrm.
Fuck. about 12 hours ago from web |
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"Heart? Yes, I love Heart- Well, until they hit menopaus." will end that conversation, right there. 11:03 PM Dec 12th from Birdhouse |
Don't you hate it when the urinal is still warm from the last guy to use it? Ugh. 7:31 PM Dec 12th from txt |
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"I'm done trying to save the world. If the world doesn't want my help, it can go fuck itself." - Jesus (Jenkins) 3:28 PM Dec 12th from web |
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I just faved an entire conversation, wrote a draft, moved it to /waiting, reconsidered, let it sit, committee, sent THEN saw a misprlling. 5:35 PM Dec 10th from twitterrific |
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When I hear newspaper folks use jazzy web2 lingo (hyper-local, e-zine), I think, "that guy's going to make a great HS guidance councilor." 3:04 PM Dec 10th from web |
We sure can pull off some stupid ass hats up here in the PNW. It's like the whole region is a college town. 1:27 PM Dec 10th from web |
I just came up with a new Latin Pop hit called _¡Levántate y cepille los dientes! (Do you know what time it is?).
Don't hate. 12:00 PM Dec 10th from web |
I'm actually feeling much better today but should rest to prevent a relapse. This is what we call, a dilemma. 11:40 AM Dec 10th from web |
It's kind of funny to see all these dudes working WAY too hard today. Give it a rest Kent. Take the rest of the day off, already. 11:24 AM Dec 10th from web |
Condition Improving. Sense of smell returning. Dog just blew gas so righteous it will leave a legacy. 10:28 PM Dec 9th from web |
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