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30 Rock Good Deed for the Day: slathering Al Roker's pate with bear fat to ward off the morning chill. |
Do not play chicken with iPhone battery. iPhone battery has no fear. |
"I will start with simple concepts, such as that DNA can catalyze cleavage of oligonucleotide substrates..." I love Microsoft Researchers. |
On CNN, Wolf Blitzer interviewing experts via hologram. On MSNBC, Olbermann vaporizing Pat Buchanan with the Large Hadron Collider. |
One day I'd like to get thrown in the pokey so I can tell people that I've been in the pokey. Or I might just say pokey a lot. And pokey. |
My wife and I share the same birthday. Every year, her present to me is that I get to forget to get her something for her birthday. |
I am returned. I'd love to explain where I've been the last month, but the last thing I remember is replying to an email about cheap V1AG5A |
Just in case a black hole consumes the earth tomorrow, I've put my wife and daughter to bed with a gentle kiss and now solemly cook bacon. |
Long day at work, black bear running up the driveway, Mccain keynote. Lizard brain says lock the door and drink more Guinness. |
Got a meeting w/ 1 of the interns- better involve him making coffee and giving me a foot massage or he'll never work in this industry again. |
New cat seems content to stay indoors, which means we may have to come up with a more creative name for her than 'cat 4'. |
Wife brought another rescue cat home today. As she was pulling up, a cougar in the bushes started humming the opening theme to Good Eats. |
Trying to work "that's beyond a man of my station" into conversation but as a man who regularly handles another human's shit, I got nothin'. |
1/3/2/smoke/1 |
@phillygirl is the only person I've never met who I would happily have babysit my 2-year-old daughter. |
Finally, a bar soap we can all agree on. For her: artisanal, humanely-made and $8/ea. For me: it looks and smells just like Irish Spring. |
I managed to wear mismatched shoes to work today. I'm just gonna go with it and round out the look by pissing my pants. |
Yo Kai Sung, I hope you're still on twitter 'cause you haven't answered your cell all day. We still on for that nuke you promised me? D me. |
The best thing about hypermiling Prius drivers: you don't have to lead them as much. |
There is no way to say it's time to shave the Pomeranian without implying air quotes. Go ahead. Try. I'll wait. |
