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OMG! Why does his breath smell like poo? PFFFFTTTT!!! Stoopid puppeh!! |
Don't know why Mommy complains about sleeping with me on the couch. It's prolly stupid little brother's fault. |
Why does mommy take little brother with her and leave me at home all by myself? Waaaahhhhh! |
Heh. I just found out your weakness, puppy! You can't jump up onto the couch? Heheh... muah ha ha! |
Why does he like all of MY TOYS?! MINE!! Birdie is MINE! Pink string is MINE! Puppy toys suck. No catnip in them. |
And you have puppy breath, too. Stinky!! |
There! That'll teach you, stupid puppy! |
Yes, Mommy, I forgive you as long as you scratch me there behind the ears. wish the stupid puppy would stop chewing on me. |
"Good potty"? You have to tell that stupid thing to go to the bathroom on that funny paper and you pat him like he's done good? GRRR!!!! |
Poor puppeh behind the cage. Heh heh. I'm just gonna hang out over here and watch you. Heh. Go to sleep little puppeh. Heh heh. |
I know how to flick my tail. It's a registered weapon. Stay back! |
Lick! You're ear... tastes... like... something new. Hmm... I wonder what puppeh tastes like: chicken, beef, tuna, sardines, kibble? |
What the HECK was that? Mommy says you were barking. Barking?! You DARE bark at me, you little peepsqueak. Why I outta THWACK you again! |
Okay, wait. That was the puppeh who just licked me? I'm confused. Did I like that? Not sure. Gonna sit over here. |
Okay, fine. I admit it. Your lap is way more comfy than the kitty condo, Mommy. So what if I have to walk past that "puppeh" to do it? Fine! |
Mommy? You're gonna take HIS side? Well screw you! I'm gonna go and hang out by myself in the bedroom. See if I care! |
This sucks! Grumble grumble. I'm just going to make myself comfortable in this paper bag then. Fine! See if I care. |
BUT THAT'S WHERE I SLEEP, MOMMY! WHY IS HE SLEEPING IN MY FAVORITE SLEEPING PLACE? YOU BELONG TO MEEEEEE! |
You're a lame play friend. You just let me pounce and hit you. And you don't make a sound or defend yourself. Mommy, new toy sucks. |
WHY WON'T YOU PLAY WITH ME? PLAY?! PLAY?! COME ON!!! PLAY!! |
