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Sexy time!
I like sleeping in @iJustine's bed but she knocks me on the floor in the middle of the night.
Justine won't stop playing games with me. She is soooooo annoying!!!!
Lookin' good today in my new firmware.
I am new again. Feeling good!
I've fallen many many times.. but today I died: http://tinyurl.com/5j23mw
I get really hot sometimes when I'm charging. Is that normal?
Pretty funny that I am almost sold out everywhere!! haahahahahah man I'm so awesome!!!!!!!!
Getting ready to spend my last day with my mommy @ijustine. I'm actually a bit sad :(
iPhone abuse should be illegal.. @ijustine just blogged about my scars: http://tinyurl.com/5zqyrl
I like being naked.
@ejustine no worries.. I didn't get a thanks either because satan's mother is really @ijustine in disguise. Or no disguise..
and yes, I am conceded because I am better than you, N95. Now, I just need a better owner. @ijustine will be the worst mother ever.
Looking at my reflection in a nearby monitor. Gosh, I love the sexiness of myself iPhone self. The Nokia N95 next to me is jeaallllous!
Sitting in my new mophie juice pack. Gettin all charged. Oooo la la!
LOOK AT MY PRETTY BUTTON!
I AM SO SEXY!
Hey listen to me.. Can someone please save me? I need a new home before she kills me. I'll meet you at the dock at 8p. Be there.
Why haven't I been updating? Huh? Do you WANT to know why? Because @ijustine is a biaaatch and won't let me type what I wannnnt.
Thought it'd be funny to change my language so evil lady can't read me.
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