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John Moltz
Moltz Karen's using her MacBook next to me. Software Update is bouncing in the Dock and she's ignoring it. - OMG, WOULD YOU GIVE ME THAT THING?!
Tony Delgrosso
Tony_D I was offered a gig as an anonymous food critic, but I couldn't think of an OM NOM NOM de plume.
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies Problem is, the more time you spend thinking about creativity, the less time you spend actually making stuff. Which is a recipe for berets.
Aaron Muszalski
sfslim Few things dampen my characteristic optimism for humanity than participating in a "commute".
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies By my reckoning, I only need about 200 more takeout coffee cups to complete my bitterly ironic mosaic of Al Gore.
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies If you listen closely while two men argue about software, you can often hear their chances of getting laid softly weeping.
Grant Hutchinson
splorp My Twitterrank is too sexy for my shirt.
Jay Hathaway
strutting _Twitter for Dummies_? Now there's a project that could probably choke on its own webcock.
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies RESOLVED: Unless you own and wear a monocle, you are henceforth budgeted ten (10) annual utterances of the adverb, "rather." Adjust.
matthew lyon
mattly i for one welcome our new multi-encoding overlords.
matthew lyon
mattly observation: post-election, the obama team has gone from the salt-of-the-earth sans-serif font Gotham to a more staid and formal serif
anselm hook
anselm this bill buxton book is full of understated quotes; such as "i prefer models that are simpler than the things they are modeling"
John Moltz
Moltz I never had trouble getting shoes that fit when I was young, but now I can't seem to. And it all started right after my wisdom toes came in.
Evan Williams
ev @miguel23 You left your Twitter account signed in on the floor model Blackberry Bold at the AT&T store on Market. (I signed out for you.)
Michelle Anderson
mediaChick Wondering how many more babies than average will be born 9 months from now.
FakeSarahPalin
FakeSarahPalin but but but I can see russia from my house
matthew lyon
mattly cnn is showing conversations with people via "hologram". and it looks like we'll have a black man as president. it's the fucking future.
FakeSarahPalin
FakeSarahPalin Wait we're the red ones on the map?!
John Moltz
Moltz @Tony_D I always pictured you as the guy who breaks his favorite coffee mug, sighs and pulls another one from a cabinet filled with them.
matthew lyon
mattly I don't kmow which is more disturbing: the table full of oompa-loompas, or the one with the beard.
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