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@slum_goddess I don't ping anyone unless they ask politely whilst biting their lower lip. W3C validated my web-ethics and gave me a button.
@PragueBob Did you see robots, lazer-pistols, and Barbarella's? If I turn on anybody's "Futurism" option, that better be what I'm seeing.
Dear Flickr, stop tagging your set of 315 drunken in-da-club pics with the word MECHANICAL simply because 1 pic has a whore on a fake bull.
Manuel Rebollo: One of the best artists I've encountered in years - http://manuelrebollo.blogsp... & http://nomirar.deviantart.com/
Seriously, if you're happy please visit the suggestion box hanging on my door and offer up any advice. (It rejects money and used condoms.)
Dear happy people, stop it.
@slum_goddess Janet Jackson's bleeping nipple was the best part of that bleeping superbowl. And it was a mean bleeping nipple. With teeth!
Quote. I've a bleepin' bleep for sale you mother-bleepin' knob-bleeper. Close-quote. - I fucking hate the FCC. Almost more than capitalism.
@trench just flew in from Albaquerky. . .
@wellmedicated No, no. Thank *you*. But I'm not funny. At all. (wocka) Like, really. Humor has never (wocka) been my thing. (wocka)
PSA: 44 days until Barack Obama becomes our 44th President.
@wellmedicated Nice find. ( RT from <--- ) http://is.gd/az0y - Twenty-Six "Types" of Animals.
@MeanBot is a lover and a fighter.
@PeterSantilli @EmperorNorton I'm down for the global revolution. But we need lasers. Moar lasers. Viva la bzzzkt-peeewn!!
@megfowler Can you package some of that "fresh air" in a tar.gz and gmail it to me? I've heard the myth but have yet to find physical proof
@pilot Lasers ruin nothing. Evar. They enhance everything! Pink floyd, weapons of teh future, grammar. Lasers know how to treat the ladies.
TOTSUGEKI !!! Megaman ala stop-motion, paper-cutter, and danger-fork!!! Oreo-Boss, emphasis, and magic!!! (youtube) http://is.gd/55ud &l ......
Wadda ladda leffit!!!(??) Shakira featuring Danzig - "Hips Don't Lie" - (via teh youtube and Satan) http://is.gd/8ceg
@nerdette Growing up I had horrid migraines. At 18 I started drinking only water and converted to vegetarian diet. They disappeared quickly
@ricksanchezcnn A large majority of this country wasn't going to be satisfied until OJ ended up in prison. 'merica is too much group think.
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