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Once you get over the hangup of actually doing the task, checking items off a to-do list is surprisingly simple. |
If you wait until after Christmas you can probably get a Senate seat for about half a million. |
I strongly support PETA in their mission of jumpstarting the stagnant careers of actresses willing to pose nude. |
@benkunz The painting is confused, ineffective, and an utter waste of money. As such, perfect for the U.N. |
@everydayfooddeb Absolutely! |
For what the Yankees are paying C. C. Sabathia, they could have bought 161 Senate seats. |
@benkunz While I appreciate the sheer audacity, I'm not a fan. You? |
Hip checking the items off my to-do list. |
I'm pretty sure this Illinois scandal will end in a shootout at the train station with a baby carriage slowly rolling down stairs. |
In an effort to keep the government out of her womb, the royal family has banned Prince William from seeing Paris Hilton. |
More degrees please. |
There. Changed my avatar to one featuring visions of sugar plums dancing in my head. |
Nebraska now leads the nation in carbon monoxide poisoning. I sense the beginning of a niche tourism industry. |
@robmandu My beard is at the Scurvy Pirate stage. |
I am not nearly as interested in the Priority Club newsletter as Holiday Inn seems to think I should be. |
There's no way that Illinois governor's hair survives prison. |
This is why, when I shake people down for cash, I silently rub my fingers together and, if necessary, point at my wallet. |
Both my exterior defenses and my internal immunity forces have failed me. I will be expecting resignations. |
@CreativeSage Thanks. |
I do not feel well. Let me WHINE IT FROM THE MOUNTAINTOPS. |
