I can only assume from your silence that you are too nice to say "sad". Thank you, but the answer is "hopeful". ESPECIALLY at 28 years old. 4:11 PM Dec 8th from twitterrific |
Is it sad to bring my lunch to work in a Guitar Center shopping bag, or hopeful? What if I'm 28 years old? 6:51 AM Dec 4th from twitterrific |
To anyone confused, that was a Rahsaan Roland Kirk/exercising twitter joke. I guess there's a second time for everything on the internet. 8:27 PM Nov 19th from web |
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Does anyone else sometimes forget that Jack Handey is a real person? 7:44 PM Nov 19th from web |
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Accidentally took my wife's multivitamin but still want to make a boob joke about it, so I think I'm ok. Will update if situation worsens. 7:47 AM Nov 17th from twitterrific |
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I'm officially an election nerd. I really wish I could have shown Obama to his voting machine yesterday. Maybe I can show Warner in 2016 5:28 AM Nov 5th from twitterrific |
Being locked in a polling place from 5AM to 8PM sure puts you in a Twitter hole. Digging myself out now to relive yesterday's excitement. 4:16 AM Nov 5th from twitterrific |
Pre-election haircut complete. Necessary because my long hair would have qualified as paraphernalia directly advocating the Democrats. 10:09 AM Nov 1st from web |
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Officer of Election training round 2. Young folks out numbered 30 to 1 at best. If there's a riot, I'm siding with the oldies. 3:59 PM Oct 23rd from twitterrific |
Please consider working at a polling place on 11/4. You will serve your country, get paid, get free coffee, and talk to nice old people. 1:32 PM Oct 18th from web |
I just swore an oath to uphold The Constitution as an Officer of Election, and am feeling unexpectedly patriotic and proud of myself. 11:09 AM Oct 18th from twitterrific |
I'm 1:20 behind on the debate, but up to date via Twitter. Apparently this Joe the Plumber thing is a big deal. Trying to catch up 7:23 PM Oct 15th from web |
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