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Who HAS A thuMB and AN INDEX finger & IS QUEEn of the inaADVERTent foNT size CHANGe? THIS girl! WOO, learning THE toucHPAD finger MOVEMents!
What he said was,"They're just screwing in the screws." What I heard was,"They're just screwing w/you." &yet my reply was still,"OK, great!"
My new MacBook and my credit card are getting RAMmed at the Apple store.
Fire inspectors going thru entire building, beeping one smoke detector at a time. Group effort. Nods of approval after each successful beep.
Ah, our aggression was in the parking lot. Now it makes sense.
The friendliness going on right now at Kinko's is almost frightening. I swear,it's like we've all been drugged. Unnatural. No, YOU go first!
"Yeah, you got it. And soon you won't have no neck at all."- No-necked gentleman instructing necked gentleman at the calf raise machine
"This icing on my hands? It's so sad.There was a cave-in@ the GingerbreadEstate. Recovery efforts got desperate. Note the icing on my face."
@hotdogsladies - I assume he doesn't know her at all. (Hot woman at a bar sighting: My God, someone take a picture before she gets away!)
Woke up 20min before alarm & gave myself a quick but motivational"seconds before the buzzer" rally speech calling for my very best sleeping.
It's comforting to know these $.99 nailclippers come w/a lifetime guarantee& delightful to think somewhere, someone has taken them up on it.
Giant flatscreen neighbors got a gorgeous Christmas tree. Thoughtful window positioning of things I do not have must be how they show love.
Errands & Lunch II: This time, it's financial(-ly backed).This film,the 2nd in its series,attempts a bold genre switch frm comedy to action.
In the parking lot lamenting how having my wallet with me probably would have facilitated this whole run errands & pick up some lunch thing.
"Hear me, my tweeps! I am tired. My DM box is full & messy. From where the trash cans now stand, I will DM no more forever."-Chief Joseph(?)
The owner of the Ford F-350 in our parking lot has a sticker that says he's proud to be an American. We know, sir. We know.
Until I can find the manual for the new phones they just gave us, that little blinking voicemail light shall be my own personal dance party.
I'm embarrassed about what we've done to the word "intelligence."
Science at its finest: They are building a temporary ice skating rink in the cafeteria.
You're pour grammer killed her alot. #6wordepitaph
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