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luxuryluke @mrwarren how about <div id="float-left-sidebar-secondary-also"> 10:21 PM Dec 10th from twitterrific in reply to mrwarren

derekbalmer Last tweet by @mrwarren reminds me of this one time when I was dumped, then got a parking ticket and then a bird shit on my shoulder. 3:05 PM Dec 3rd from twitterrific

zeldman @mrwarren Why do you hate Christmas? 8:37 AM Dec 2nd from Hahlo in reply to mrwarren

brunsvold @mrwarren true, but clean water can't trample anyone to death in a Wal-Mart, so where's the fun in that? 8:28 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to mrwarren

beep @mrwarren: Sorry, got carried away. OH CRAP DM FAIL 11:37 AM Nov 11th from twitterrific in reply to mrwarren

mezzoblue project request: "we would like a sexy and unconventional UI, and have the ability to re-brand it for multiple clients." No. Pick one. 1:09 PM Nov 6th from web

vantazy Holy crap everybody in my town went as a skank redneck AGAIN this year. Weird. 3:48 PM Oct 31st from twitterrific

greghoyboy now that I have @urbancrunchy's iPhone and have figured out the code, all of her contacts will soon be informed about 'the clap' situation. 9:10 PM Oct 16th from Hahlo

splorp Based on my astute monitoring of AEA-related tweets, there’s been ample rocking, shredding, and killing going down in Chicago. 3:08 PM Oct 14th from twitterrific

ccashdollar @mrwarren just bought me a Shirley Temple. The first Shirley Temple ever purchased at 3am. 12:48 AM Oct 14th from twitterrific in reply to mrwarren

iamjolly http://twitpic.com/g68e - OH: I'm not ordering you that pansie food Mrs. Jolly. - @mrwarren 10:44 PM Oct 13th from TwitPic

greghoyboy Just received an email from the FDIC stating "the funds wired to your account are stolen." Hmm. Perhaps I should click on this attached .exe 2:18 PM Oct 9th from twitterrific

wishingline In Denmark they use bacon as bank notes. 9:19 AM Oct 7th from twitterrific

scottsimpson My son just drew one of those cute "Family Circus" dotted line trails all over the house. In poo. 12:03 PM Sep 6th from web

ryanirelan I'm moving from supporting Obama to Undecided until I see what surprises McCain has hidden in his cheeks. You never know, it might be good. 3:10 PM Sep 5th from twitterrific

Hicksdesign hooray! my doppelganger has released another mixtape! 8:23 AM Aug 7th from twitterrific

bvickery quote of the night awarded to @mrwarren "[the] home row can kiss my ass" 10:23 PM Jul 15th from twitterrific

lonelysandwich You can keep your broccolis and your spinach, thanks. I'll take okra and bok choy any day. The marginalized vegetables, if you will. 9:10 PM Jul 15th from web

luxuryluke lights up tobacco pipe, nods to butler, climbs into carriage, whips the oxen and heads to coffeeshop. turns to look at you and tips hat. 12:00 PM May 21st from web

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