Hey husband, you and your little elves need to find me a decent Pilates DVD. And no, a Jazzercise video wouldn't be funnier. 3:29 PM Dec 11th from web |
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Just walked past Tim Gunn on his way into Macy's. Barely resisted the urge to ask for a wardrobe make-over. 9:32 AM Dec 8th from twitterrific |
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Today's lesson from my highly educated coworkers: I am an 'external processor." Was reassured that it is in a very good way. I'm suspicious. 12:20 PM Dec 5th from web |
When life gives you Noble Fir, you prune until it looks like a Silvertip. 4:01 PM Dec 4th from web |
Every time I ask Porter if he has poop in his diaper he does his best attempt at blaming it on Ranger. Apparently its a genetic inheritance. 3:27 PM Dec 4th from web |
Stella: "Mommy, I want a boyfriend." Me: "What's a boyfriend?" Stella: "I don't know, but I want one." 3:05 PM Dec 2nd from twitterrific |
For Porter, the Apocalypse comes in the form of change in routine. I am still stomping out the flames. 8:44 AM Dec 2nd from web |
After being dragged down a dark alley on two different online auctions, I am still without a 40th birthday gift for @walstini. Stupid eBay. 10:59 PM Nov 30th from web |
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Gah! eBay was not built for people with my temperment or last-minutedness. It needs a sister site called Here, Just Buy It Now. 10:10 AM Nov 26th from web |
The Pirate's Booty line of snacks is the thinking (wo)man's Cheeto's. 4:29 PM Nov 24th from web |
Play date: Alex in Ariel costume (with red wig); Stella wearing Ariel t-shirt and bike helmet; both coloring, at different tables. 1:23 PM Nov 23rd from web |
Daughter just tried convincing me that she needed a specific outfit because it was *saxy* (no, that's not a typo; yes I was mortified) 2:11 PM Nov 22nd from twitterrific |