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@shortyawards I nominate @hobojones for a Shorty Award in #humor because I'm th' funniest hobo on any train I hitch. No Legs Jones sez so! |
Holy moly! I jus' saw m'self in a puddle reflection... I'm a handsome man. I jus' need t' git m' boils drained! |
Tryin' to git m' hobo friends t' sign a petition to nationalize hobo healthcare. |
Lost my spittin' can agin. |
Chewin' the fat with a dead racoon. Well, alright, chewin' dead racoon fat. |
Eatin' some berries I found in the woods out behind the chemical plant. |
The government is followin' me, I jus' know it. Saw a feller with sunglasses on when I went to th' crapper in th' gas station a minute ago. |
Yer lookin' at a new man! Or, well, I should say I took th' skin of another feller an' I'm wearin' it. |
Hickory sticks! |
Accidentally did a back flip while tryin' to git into m' washin' bucket. Now I've got pains in m' back I'm tired and dirty. |
Ack! I lost all m' monies! Damn horse fell down in th' firs' 10 feet! |
10 minutes before th' races. If I can jus' win some monies I'll be able ta' escape this murder-suicide pact I keep gitting m'self into. |
Ack! Bee attackin' me! |
Feet are hurtin' agin. Thinkin' 'bout havin' ol' Doc Winchester jus' lop 'em off. |
Hickory sticks! |
Found me a place t' sleep. Hope I don't have so many nightmares about donkeys tonight! |
I crapped m' pants again. Damn it! |
I jus' heard a fellow hobo complainin' about th' government. I say: Stop yer complainin', start yer pissin' on statues of Lincoln! |
Oyster shells make good shovels! |
Oyster shells make good shovels! |
