Got first flu shot ever today. Didn't hurt. Got first tetanus shot in 25 years. HURT. Feel like McCain. Can't raise arm above head. 10:22 PM Dec 10th from web |
I don't know why I think it's so funny that Jean Enersen is allegedly a klepto. But it is. 11:35 PM Dec 8th from web |
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"I'll never retire. I've read the average man dies within 24 months of retirement,no matter when he retires." - Ted Turner, arguable genius. 10:01 PM Dec 2nd from web |
Wow, Barry Manilow sings Never Gonna Give You Up on his latest album. Kill me now. 8:31 AM Nov 25th from web |
What is with all of the identical twins in TV commercials lately? Seriously, Doublemint was cool about 20 years ago. Now? Kind of dumb. 10:20 PM Nov 22nd from web |
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And that seals it. Worst season in college football history. I am calling a bottom for Husky football. 3:20 PM Nov 22nd from web |
Umm yeah, nevermind that last tweet. We're going to overtime. Grand. 2:55 PM Nov 22nd from web |
Nice. Even after the Huskies have the worst year in the history of college football, we still beat the Cougs. Poor little Cougs 2:44 PM Nov 22nd from web |
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I love that the heads of all three automakers flew to Congress today in private jets... TO BEG FOR MONEY. Nice example guys. Nice example. 7:26 PM Nov 19th from web |
One of these days, I'm going to just uninstall every piece of Adobe software on my computer. The Adobe updaters are beyond ridiculous. 10:42 AM Nov 16th from web |
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Election time is the one time of the year that I share @jimray 's magical powers. 5:10 PM Nov 4th from web |
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Anthrax threat at our building right now. Cops, feds, and helicopters out front. Package is apparently even *labeled* anthrax. Very sneaky. 6:02 PM Oct 29th from web |
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I feel stupid for not knowing Japan is the world's largest creditor nation. With their market, I never think of them as financially healthy. 11:06 PM Oct 27th from web |