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head exploding...pain...ow...owwwwww. This just makes the giant hole in my shoe even better. |
Feeling like today is just my hitting my head into the wall....repeatedly. Wishing it was last week! |
So so sleepy -- I think I need a vacation to recover from the family vacation. |
Hiking a volcano tomorrow -- may or may not toss a family member off of it. |
Okay Penguins are cuter then you could ever imagine. And who know they could climb so high! |
Hola from Chile! I'm staying on a lake surrounded by volcanoes & tomorrow we go to see the Penguins!! Think customs will let me take 1 back? |
And @ClarkleSparkle and @wpeterson have used up the @viximoelves quota of Carol harassment for the day. |
Does anyone know where the "add security question" option for FB is? It's supposed to be under account settings but I can't find it. |
How do u tell a roommate she cant give a set of keys to the guy who shes hooking up w/who occasionally comes in town from NY. Or is this ok? |
Anyone have a converter and/or adapter I can borrow for my trip? The converter is more urgent. A girl's gotta have her hair straightener! |
Why when I google image search "anatomical heart sexy" do I get tons of Grey's Anatomy photos? |
Headache. Ow! |
My head is swimming with virtual goods. UGH |
@girlieerin - So cute! That pink will be so cheery in winter. Moving up North has made me kinda in love w/buying coats and sweaters. |
@epichireme - Not everything has to be so concrete. Sometimes I think you were born a cranky 60 year old man who questions "kids these days" |
@epichireme It's kinda the new http://twitter.grader.com - looks at your tweets, followers, etc and figures out your score. |
It's been a long day. Can't be bothered to get off the couch long enough to get dinner. |
@ClarkleSparkle just asked me "What's that gay musical? Apartment? ...uhh oh wait, Rent." I'm surprised he didn't say "Landlord" |
Fantastic campaign! An actual man "vending" machine. And check out who got Mr. Perfect ;) http://www.flossie.com/man-... |
On that note, anyone have experience w/AJ at g2o or Manny at Salon Jean-Pierre? |
