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is flabbergasted at how many people just can't write. Not that I'm saying I is a writer.
is watching the office people behind me do their Secret Santa with envy. Not jealousy, envy.
is surprisingly tired.
has just had an email marked Virgin Update. I didn't even know anyone knew
Is the tenth person in line at the post office. Americans you are not getting your cards before christmas!
is wondering why he's never heard of Hallelujah before... and why my Twitter won't update my Facebook.
@zsk when is it my turn for a shot of fame? Us male bloggers need representin on tv too! ;)
is heading to woking. Again. Far too early in the morning. Not even seven yet!
has just seen clarkson manhandling hammond by the waist. Top gear slash fic writers are having a field day.
Should have stayed in bed today. More transport problems all over london.
is annoyed that despite following instructions his steak still turned out as bad as ever
is wondering if I need to turn the heating up if my hands are freezing
is listening to gospel choirs singing with gusto. Shame it's from the lavish Xmas party two floors down and I still have to work.
has a new word for the day. Niente.
is trying to find a work-related reason to be in Cardiff next Friday
is wondering who wants to join him in giving the last rites to the sadly beloved Wongmobile, this Saturday in Woking?
has just discovered he went to the same college as Duffy. Albeit, probably at different years.
has just been asked to speak at an Amsterdam conference. Only solely based on his job title.
is emotionally preparing himself to give the last rites to the wongmobile
@mirshad You are one with the Net!
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