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Leta, I don't think I need to give you a reason why I refuse to smell your feet. |
It was obviously a man who coined the term "morning" sickness, she says as she throws up dinner. |
Every morning for the past three days Leta has eaten four pancakes for breakfast. Then she announces that the baby in her tummy is a girl. |
I ate twelve meals today, and only one of them included potato chips. However, all of them included ketchup. |
"Can you actually eat turkey testicles?" "Of course! It's called tendergroin." |
Leta is so occupied with her 9-yr-old cousin that we are thinking of renting her five times a week. |
FYI: It is entirely possible to consume a whole pan of rice krispie treats in less than four minutes. |
Chris Martin on Utah: "This place is crawling with superbabes." |
Jon got me 9th row seats to Coldplay. Close enough to fling my panties on stage. TOTAL KEEPER. |
Jon: "I'm at the grocery store, should I pick up anything?" Me: "You are a brave man asking me that question." |
It is a crime that salt and vinegar potato chips aren't offered on more breakfast menus. |
Off to throw up lunch. You have no idea how long I've waited to twitter that. |
Haven't twittered in a week only to resume with: hey, Photoshop, kindly bend over and grab your ankles. |
Los Angeles is spectacular today. Forgot how much I missed it. |
How many years of hard-earned goodwill did the Mormon church squander with the Prop 8 debacle... |
Obama, Chuck yours if you just ask. |
And the hatemail from bitter McCain supporters begins. |
Jesus H. Christ, Barack H. Obama. Coincidence? I THINK NOT. |
Glass of champagne to top off that bag of Pringles, that bag of *comfort* Pringles. |
Makes me so proud that a crowd that big in Chicago has gathered for something more important than a pro sports game. Awesome, America. |
