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mojombo _why is my favorite rubyist. period. 11:12 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck

maraby git branch -d master 5:07 PM Nov 14th from Hahlo

jackdanger does this even register as satire? I think no: http://www.theonion.com/con... 4:37 PM Nov 14th from twitterrific

ezmobius wow the sharp edges on new macbookpros really hurts when it slams into your face 4:16 PM Nov 14th from twitterrific

CouchDB in tears...of joy! Damien wins the "Erlang User of the Year"-Award at the Erlang User Conference for creating me. I don't know what to say.. 7:35 AM Nov 13th from twitterrific

zeldman God blessed America. 2:25 AM Nov 5th from twitterrific

TinaFey You may all return to your previously scheduled poop jokes, sex references, and general vulgarity. 9:40 PM Nov 4th from web

TinaFey READY THE SHOT GLASSES AMERICA. 8:02 PM Nov 4th from web

madpilot If you understand, you are truly a geek: Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas ? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25 8:01 PM Nov 3rd from twhirl

rentzsch @bmf yeah, because if citizenship wasn't birthright, you could kick out the evil-doers and finally create your Garden of Pure Ideology 8:53 AM Nov 2nd from twitterrific in reply to bmf

jchris CouchDB pumpkin ((oh no you didn't)) http://tinyurl.com/6zjnm5 7:50 PM Oct 31st from twitterrific

phusion_nl Damn the belgium people for creating such superior beer :'( 6:46 PM Oct 31st from twitterrific

technomancy Huh; the Dvorak layout was created at UW in Seattle. Nice. 3:29 PM Oct 31st from web

jeremymcanally Depressed how often satire becomes truth: http://www.theonion.com/con... 7:53 PM Oct 30th from web

technoweenie Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Wikipedia me, or one of my projects, you dumb fuck. http://bit.ly/4B45Ay 3:28 PM Oct 30th from twitterrific

FakeSarahPalin Sometimes before a rally, I chug a whole can of Red Moose energy drink to get wired up. 9:24 AM Oct 29th from web

annekate @rstevens When all you have is a sword, everything looks like a nail. 10:15 PM Oct 23rd from twitterrific in reply to rstevens

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