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Notices his Rolex took the brunt of the fall. That scratch will be a nice memory of Solonytsia to pass on to my son.
Fell off from moving car on bumpy road. A few scratches but ok. Now i really need a beer.
I'm partying in a little ukrainian town. In the club are two men, incl me. All rest are girls dancing. So much fun, never seen before!
So many twits about so many boring things. Drinking in middle of ukraine surrounded by friendly people, paradise. Come here!
Oktober fest is such a primitive event but real fun. Full of drunkards from everywhere. That's globalised debauchery. :-)
At Light Bar in E1. :-)
Headache remedy for romantic geeks and city workers: 2 pills of Panadol extra and a mug of tea.
On a train stuck behind another train. Sipping coffee. The other train is on fire.
Dutch woman rams her bike into my legs on the train. I say 'ouch'. She says 'it's the country of bikes, you have to accept that'. Bitch. Rud...
Sharing train to london with my fellow festival campers. Only difference, i'm wearing a suit and sitting in first. My tent got a few strange...
Best t-shirt here: "i wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself"
Linkin park is loved by lesbians and dominatrix... Didn't know that
Awesome Marilyn Manson getting 70k people moving at download, insane atmosphere!
Wearing gap underwear at festival. Somebody noticed it wasn't calvin klein. Not posh enough
Missing naked bike ride but trying to start naked rock festival at download!
Egypt's interpretation of the no liquids airport policy is cool. I said it was my birthday and got to keep my wine.
So many losers on the beach, worrying about small things, where not allowed to swim, buffet hours, mosquitoes, etc.
Ran out of champagne and beer, camera broke down, clouds in the sky, allah is definitely against me.
Catching endangered fish in coral reef using improvised net and bread from breakfast table, so much fun!
35 degrees in the shade, greetings from egyptian paradise! Imported ยป250 worth of booze, bliss!