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Those reports affect our bonuses, which is kind of great for me, because you wouldn't know from looking at her, but Pam's a gold digger. |
Alright Great Scott, if you’ve found that choking hazard poster, just head on home… |
When Michael plays the hypothetical game I always say yes…and I am always busy… |
Hey you remember that time I helped you do your laundry, and that crazy guy came in and started yelling at you? |
Okay, you gotta hear this. Jan's shower is going on right now, she's singing Son of a Preacher Man. Everyone's just STARING at her! |
Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor. And Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight. |
But can you sing in a sexy high falsetto voice? |
Hey, Jim, um, listen, can I call you back in a little bit? I made friends. |
I don't really know Ronnie. But I have a feeling I will get to know her well over the next few years. Eventually declare my love for her |
I can't believe I'm saying this but Michael is killing it with Holly. I think I know why. It's because Holly is kind of a major dork. |
Because most of the time, friends don't talk about other friends' butts. |
Prima nocta is from the movie Braveheart and confirmed on Wikipedia is when the King got to deflower every new bride on her wedding night |
I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees and I am the sole member of the committee. We'll act on this now. |
Ok, y'know what why don't we play that alphabet game you were talking about? |
