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 | badbanana Yet another email from the year 2019. Don't sell me stuff, TELL ME WHO WINS THE NEXT TEN SUPER BOWLS! 11:34 AM Dec 3rd from web |
 | fireland Where's my glue gun?? You guys, it's only a week till Thanksgiving and my Jordache short shorts aren't going to fucking bedazzle themselves. 11:49 AM Nov 20th from web |
 | jdickerson My bookmarks under the "ideas for fun stuff to do with the kids that drive up my book sales and make me secret money" are all grayed out. 10:59 AM Nov 16th from web |
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| fireland I wish Rage Against The Machine were here so we could all enjoy their song being played in the sweatpant section of Wal-Mart. 9:10 AM Oct 22nd from web |
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 | redrabbit There was a heroin ring busted in my county and I *dated* one of the arrested suspects! BUCKET LIST ZERO!! 10:48 AM Oct 9th from web |
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 | Coudal Idea. Since the VP position is all about filling in during an emergency, maybe Caribou Barbie could go to the debate while McCain's in DC? 2:22 PM Sep 24th from web |
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 | jkottke Good writing, a definition: making what is completely obvious only to you completely obvious to everyone else. With words. 11:46 AM Sep 17th from web |
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 | rafitorres People, we really should boycott those ABBA and Beatles movie musicals, before we get stuff like "How You Remind Me: A Nickelback Joint". 7:10 AM Aug 28th from web |
 | meowrey Okay, either the upstairs neighbors are having violent, passionate sex, or they're beating Luka again. 10:17 PM Aug 27th from web |
