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Not sure why, but this whole week felt like someone had snuck a pea the size of Yao Ming's head under my cosmic mattress. Pressing reset.
The Big Picture today is extra wowrific : "The Hajj and Eid al-Adha": http://is.gd/bmMS
There are people on Twiter etc. who are genuinely interested in meeting new people, and then there are the networking douchebags. #sigh
So there's a gaggle of geese, a herd of lions, a murder of crows, and a... bikeshed of nerds? http://is.gd/bft5 Works for me.
Trying to figure out expense spreadsheets and thinking that I'm damn glad to not have a job that requires extensive Excel experience.
Tip: don't listen to the Radiolab "sperm" podcast in public if you're a sobby sap. #publicweeping
If this sleepiness spreads any further I may need to resort to sticking a sensitive body part into the nearest electrical socket.
Not sure if I should be worried that some friends that work at Yahoo! haven't appeared on IM yet today. (cf: http://is.gd/7ABh)
Maybe this just shows that I'm old school and resistant to change, but I can't seem to shake the habit of typing "www" in the address bar.
Looking for a mail order coffee bean subscription service that carries beans from multiple roasteries. Any suggestions?
After watching Stephen Harper last night on the CBC all I can say is it takes a great man to admit fault. That, he is not. #pitiful #jackass
Called out a guy for blatantly littering on the subway car. His response: "Why don't you MAKE ME PICK IT UP?!" Sigh. HUMANITY FAIL.
Listening to Swervedriver's _Mescal Head_ and thinking about the 90's.
For a technology company the fact that there is no fax machine in our office is either blindingly silly or incredibly forward-thinking.
Trying to decide if i want to renew my lapsed New Yorker subscription or if it's time to take a break from the weekly torrent.
There are some restaurants that shouldn't have open kitchens. That cook just sneezed all over food about to go into my mouth. #refund
So I ended up making my Favrd debut today. Remind me how this is supposed to make my penis grow larger again?
I'm convinced there is an inverse correlation between the number of syllables in a clerk's response and the amount of visible ass crack.
Had a dream last night that Yoko Ono was barbequing up a rack of ribs while explaining the benefits of backing up to Amazon S3. Good advice.
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